“City Driving”

I’m thinking of a new way to interview my job candidates but I’m a little concerned about the legal liability. I want to give them a driving test….  In Chicago rush hour traffic…not the crawling pace but the “it’s starting to open up” pace.

I have a theory that a person’s driving and business style are directly correlated.  So, I want to explore this potential correlation.

night drive ,shoot from the window of speed car, motion blur steet light.

The Granny driver. You know the ones.  They are methodical about the rules of the road.  They drive the speed limit; they stop and look both ways before proceeding through a stop sign.  They are meticulous about safety.  They drive s-l-o-w-l-y and don’t pull out in the middle of the intersection for a left hand turn.  Instead of waiting for a yellow light to give them an opening, they wait for a GREEN!!  This is the team resource that is a stickler for detail.  They know the process and will follow it to a tee.  They will work to ensure that things are done and done right.  They typically need a process to follow and can’t make it up themselves.

The Reckless driver.  You know who you are.  These are the drivers that weave in and out of lanes quickly to get ahead only to get stopped behind a slower car.  I love watching those types of drivers.  They are fun to watch.  All this effort to get ahead.  They speed up and get stopped behind traffic; they cut to a different lane.  The whole time, they aren’t making any progress, but that doesn’t stop them. They can keep that up the entire ride.  This is the “just do it” team member.  The one that doesn’t like rules.  This team member doesn’t like project management process or methodology.  They want to just try something, back out if it doesn’t work and then more forward on another path etc. etc.  In an entrepreneurial company, this individual will take the risks necessary to make things happen.  They are willing to try new ways of doing business or take the risks necessary to try another service offering.  Their logic is that the worst that can happen is that they throw the results away and try something different.  These individuals may struggle in a more established environment where taking risks in the business is scrutinized closely before moving forward.

The Horn Blowers.  Traffic infuriates them. They honk their way to their destination blaming everyone else for the slow ride.  In business, this may be the “Negative Nellys.”  This is the team member that is always complaining about change.  They are never happy with change so they complain about it frequently.  While it can often be difficult to stay motivated when working with a horn blower, there is often some truth buried in their complaints.  Horn blowers need to feel like part of the results.

The Calculated drivers.  Those that will keep an even pace and look at the whole picture.  Instead of weaving to move ahead, they bide their time and wait for an opening in the other lane when they can break out of the bottleneck.  They are strategic. They have a longitudinal view

These candidates bring a big picture perspective to the table.  They are willing to take “calculated risks”.   This team member is a planner that is focused on the endgame.

Hmmmm….Do you think that I need my driver’s ed certification to try this out?

Laura

Battling my demons…..City squirrels

I recently moved to the city from the suburbs of Chicago.  I’ve been waiting for most of my adult life to be back in the city.  I have always loved it!.  As a matter of fact,  when I used to drive into the city, I felt a surge of excitement just  seeing the skyline in the distance.

Don’t get me wrong.  I loved my suburban life.  I raised two wonderful daughters there and wouldn’t change anything about those years.  I had a nice home with a healthy, productive peach tree that gave me fruit, birds and squirrels that would eat the fruit and leave the pits all over my lawn.  Mind you…while the squirrels were pests that ate my fruit, I lived rather “harmoniously” with them.

Fast forward to my city life.  I have turned into the screaming, mad woman of the neighborhood.  I HATE squirrels.  City squirrels are mean little things.  It turns out that we have the only food source for squirrels in the entire Chicago Metro area.  Our chestnut tree feeds more squirrels than you can possibly imagine.  They run between the front of my house, back of my house and over our roof (I’m insisting that they are stopping on our roof and depositing the nuts in my attic).  When we are out on our deck, (which happens to be the highway for all Chicagoland squirrels), they will sit there and scream at you until you move off the deck so that they can pass through.  Did you know that squirrels make an annoying screeching noise? Have you heard this??

My new neighbor must hate me.  Twice now, I was screaming at the squirrels to, “Get the &*^@! out of here!”  While that might sound crazy to some, please note I didn’t see my neighbor both times (and of course she didn’t see the squirrel).

We resorted to buying an owl with a rotating head to try and scare the squirrels.  Yes…we have an exorcist owl.  I don’t know if it has managed to scare the squirrels but it does make for interesting dinner conversation when friends come over. 

 So I’m trying to take the situation a little lighter.  As I’ve gotten older in my business, I have done some self-exploring and have come to understand that I can’t manage everything and sometimes, I have to learn to pick my battles.    When having troubles at work, I try to put things into buckets.

  • Things that I can change and what I am  going to do to make change happen
  • Things I can’t change and what I am going to do to deal with it

So, unless I buy a lot more owls with rotating heads and place them strategically around the house, I think that I am just going to have to share my space.

A few weeks ago, I spent 4 painful hours sweeping all of the chestnuts and their shells from the sidewalk and lawn.  Mind you, I am not a gardener and didn’t enjoy it, but it was getting hard to walk on the sidewalk.  As I finally finished the last scoop into the 5th bag, I looked behind me and the lawn was covered with chestnuts and shells again……It seems that the squirrels have a sense of humor too.

Oh, by the way did you know January 21st is Squirrel Appreciation Day?

Laura

ENDORSEMENT = POPULARITY …. I LOSE?

I learned better manners as a kid.  I am well overdue on thanking everyone for endorsing me on LinkedIn.  For those of you that are looking at my profile, I am not a loser because I don’t have any endorsements (my kids will give you plenty of OTHER reasons as to why that might be the case).  I have lots of endorsements so you don’t have to feel bad for me.  I have just chosen not to make them visible on my profile.

I’ve received endorsements from people that I barely know.  They have told me that I’m good at things that I would not consider my niche or a particular strength of mine.  So why do people feel the need to endorse? Why did LinkedIn feel that this is a worthwhile service in the first place?

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I understand the benefit of recommendations.  To make a recommendation, someone has to take the time to write the recommendation and think about the work/relationship.  That’s valuable!! Please….feel free to write a recommendation for me.

I don’t want to rain on anyone’s parade. If you have a million endorsements out there that you feel you’ve earned, by all means you should feel proud.  But to me, endorsements seem a little like Facebook friends.  If you believe that the more Facebook friends you have the more popular you are, does that mean that the more endorsements you have the more competent you are? In my experience the former is no truer than the latter. So I’m going to hold off on accepting these endorsements for the moment. BUT… I reserve the right to change my mind.

In the meantime, I have been weighing my “fight for the cause” and may break down and display those endorsements.  I’m beginning to feel a need to prove that I’m not a loser without friends…I mean endorsements.

Laura

Welcome

After frequent humiliation from my colleagues’ statements that I’m not hip enough because I don’t blog, tweet or participate (much) on social networking sites, I’ve decided to create a blog. On this page I will be sharing my perspective on everyday events, both work and personal; the lessons I learn from my observations; and how at times, those work and personal observations go hand in hand. This page will be a mash up — please note my appropriate and hip use of this term — of Seinfeld, CNN News and Dilbert. I think that I can be funny and make people laugh with me (or at me for that matter) … but you be the judge.

On second thought, don’t be the judge and let me think I’m funny. I look forward to and welcome your comments, feedback and suggestions. I may not be hip but at least I’ll have a blog. Welcome to my corner.

Laura

Cartoon © John Atkinson, Wrong Hands. Used by permission. (Thank you, John!)

Cartoon © John Atkinson, Wrong Hands. Used by permission. (Thank you, John!)